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Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:47:49 GMT

spoiler alert if you haven't watched greek yet.

It's like they make it impossible to color on purpose every time they kiss!
not that I'd let that stop me from including a gratuitous amount of caps because HAI FUCKING FINALLY!!!

random picspam » 02

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 21:27:30 GMT

maybe this time

shocking me right down to my soul

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:14:54 GMT

HIATUS.
I'm going to Italy with my mom and sister, see you on the 29th!

I have been waiting for you my whole life

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 01:07:12 GMT

TO SAY THIS IS TMTH WOULD BE A FUCKING UNDERSTATEMENT

how exactly does one move douche?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:27:07 GMT

major friends cut

literally cut my flist in half (45 people)

I'm not nearly as ~devoted to lj as I used to be, I mostly lurk when I'm around now and use this for communities. But I've been trying to comment more lately and I realized I can only do that with a smaller flist, otherwise I just skip a lot of posts or get lazy all together. some of the poeple I cut have been here for a long time but I feel like we don't really ~connect anymore, it was a pleasure having you on my flist. Anyways good luck to all of you, I hope it's not weird when we see each other around.

message me if you want to talk or bitch or anything!

it was good knowing you.

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:28:51 GMT

unfashionable friends cut.

I know I said I'd do this like a month ago but then I didn't want to be a bitch and cut people around times of ~festivity.
I'm sorry we didn't connect for whatever reason, I didn't feel right never commenting on your posts.

You just have to make sure this part sticks up straight and then it slides right in

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 23:27:15 GMT

HA where's Michael Scott when you need him? This took longer than I would've liked but the episode was wonderful.

Jimmy: speaking of the right person, since you don't have a plus one tonight, I'd like you to meet one of my friends. Name's Clark Kent, you've heard of him?
Lois: That bumbling tadpole is not my Prince Charming.
Jimmy: Maybe you should jump his lilypad and plant one on him. Come on I've seen the way you two look at each other.
Lois: You need to get your eyes checked, Olsen. Clark doesn't like me, he likes driving me crazy.
Jimmy: Flirtation 101, Lane. That's what a guy does when he's into a girl.
Lois: Really?
Jimmy: Trust me, Lois and Clark would be great together. I feel it in my gut.
Lois: Well take some ex-lax and get over it.
Jimmy: Well okay, I'm gonna practice my vows, when you see Mr. Right will you give him this?
Lois: Okay.
Lois: Hey, if you don't get that camera out of my face I'm gonna ring your bell, buddy!

I want to go deaf whenever they use one of their ~Lois and Clark lines. Stop trying so hard to be clever, show! otherwise this scene was completely adorable.

Chloe: What I want is to walk down that aisle and marry the man I love.
Lois: When did you know he was the one?
Chloe: Lois, don't worry, when you meet your superstud, you'll know.
Lois: Please, this isn't about me. I need to get bitten by the love bug about as much as I need a bite from a black widow.

My god, how many people do you need to confirm this? it's hilarious how everyone seems to be on to her.

Lois: You have everything you need?
Chloe: Almost. I have something old, something blue, something new and I just need something borrowed to round up the traditions.
....
Clark: I have a better idea.. You gave that to me freshman year at the homecoming dance.
Chloe: And you kept it all this time?
Clark: I never throw away good memories.
Lois: Thanks Smallville, another pre-wedding fire put out.

Clark/Chloe ♥ Their dance at the wedding totally paralleled s1 homecoming, they've come a long way. LOIS' FACE.

Lois: Smallville, let's go chop chop. You can't a wedding without the escort giving the bride away...Looks like you're ready.
Clark: I have it all under control except for these cufflinks, they were my dad's and I've never had to put them on before.
Lois: I guess you don't have much need for cufflinks when you have a whole closet full of flannel shirts huh farmer Jo? Big city boy, let me give you a lesson. You just have to make sure this part sticks up straight and then it slides right in.

lmfao, that was basically the greatest line ever. ED continues to own with her expressions. Don't even get me started on his eyesexing.

Lois: The ring, you can give that to Jimmy when the minister signals. And here are his vows, in case he forgets.
Clark: It's really hard for me to put my feelings into words, but from the moment we met I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you. Jimmy's vows ... they're really sweet.
Lois: Yeah, he's a regular Cyrano.

I felt so bad for her here, didn't think she was that credulous. Don't worry Lois, it'll happen.

Camera guy: Hey guys how about a testimonial before the ceremony? Be yourself and just speak from the heart.
Clark: Jimmy, Chloe, I can't tell you how happy I am the two of you found each other. You're very lucky to be together. Look, your wedding day is gonna be perfect, I'm gonna make sure of it.
Lois: Stop hogging the spotlight Smallville. Hey cous, you know that I love you and I wish you and Jimmy long happy years together. And remember what the general always says: Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
..You can edit out that last part, right?!
Clark: Lois!
Lois: I told him.

The cap before the last one cracks me up. How can anyone not love her?!

I guess I can give these wild heel puppies a rest.

I don't want to cheapen this with my commentary but I literally squeed when she tried to run away and he grabbed her hand. They give me butterflies you guys, I miss shipping like this!

Oliver: Want a glass with that?
Lois: Oliver, just the person I wanna see right now.
Oliver: So you wanna tell me what started this lost weekend?
Lois: Go on and enjoy the party, trust me it'll be a real buzzkill to listen to me whine like Patsy Cline.
Oliver: Yeah you're probably right. You know I may not be at the top of your confidant list but it you ever wanna talk, I'm here.
Lois: I'm just having all these feelings and I don't know what they mean.
Oliver: Oh, who's the lucky guy?
Lois: Having this conversation with an ex is bad enough without turning up the awkward dial.
Oliver: Well you know there's the moving on in theory and then there's the moment that it actually happens. If you like we can start now, and I'll just be a really good friend.
Lois: Okay. It's like I was going along and it just snuck up on me. And I tried to ignore it but than there are these moments that you can't. Maybe I was reading it wrong. And to add insult to injury, it all went down in tonight's tribute to romantic bliss. I know it sounds sappy, but I thought just for a minute, someone needed me.
Oliver: Well I'm sure he needs you, Lois.
Lois: That's sweet of you to say, but how do you know?
Oliver: Because I know Clark.

CAN I PLEASE HAVE ONE OF HIM? this was great for so many reasons. Lois/Oliver were hot and they're adorable as friends now. I love that he knows them both so well, she thinks she's so smart.

Clark: You're alright?
Lana: Clark, there's nothing more you can do for me. You don't need to stay.
Clark: I know. I need to find Chloe.

I really don't see this as a jealousy thing, I'm actually glad they're making Lois sensitive to Clark/Lana.

Clark: Lois, how you holding up?
Lois: Jimmy's in bad shape.
Clark: The nurse said they had him stabilized.
Lois: But he's not out of the woods. He has severe internal bleeding, they're medi-vacing him to Star City to one of the country's top surgeons. I'm gonna go with him. I'll stay there until I hear from..Chloe. Why did this have to happen to her? Why do these terrible things keep happening all around us?
Clark: I promise, we're gonna get Chloe back.
Lois: What if we can't?

This? broke my heart to a million pieces. She completely nailed it and her side of the hug must be the saddest thing I've ever seen, she looked so defeated. I adore that song too and it was perfect for it.

watch the scenes HERE (do it this once!!) I wasn't a fan of Lana's wedding hair but this was fierce.

poll time

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 03:24:02 GMT

Sorry for spamming but my other post looked frighteningly long with this in it so lj made me do it.

I feel really bad posting icons in my journal and spamming your friends' pages, but the thought of posting my icons at a community sounds hilarious to me so help me out?

View Poll: icons

Don't worry about hurting my delicate feelings, I really want to know if it bothers you guys.

icon post

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 02:03:24 GMT

Gossip Girl, 90210, The L Word, Bones, Prison Break, Edward Norton, Greek.

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credit and comments are nice ♥

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Sun, 20 Apr 2008 23:37:48 GMT

[21] How I Met Your Mother / Jason Segel
[15] Gossip Girl
[12] one tree hill / Sophia
[6] KBell/Mila
[15] Felicity
[3] Misc

How I Met Your Mother
{1-3}
{4-6}
{7-9}
{10-12}
{13-15}
{16-18}
{19-21}

Gossip Girl
{22-24}
{25-27}
{28-30}
{31-33}
{34-36}

One Tree Hill
{37-39}
{40-42}
{43-45}
{46-48}

Kristen Bell and Mila Kunis
{49-51}
{52-44}

Felicity
{45-47}
{48-50}
{51-53}
{54-56}
{57-59}

Misc
{60-62}

credit - comment?
cross-posted to a couple of places.

we'z gonna get silly bitches!

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 21:44:37 GMT

This picspam was inspired by Sandy and other people on my flist starting How I Met Your Mother.

the cast

Barney Stinson

Barney clips:
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.

Marshall Eriksen

Marshall Clips:
1. 2. 3.

Robin Scherbatsky

Robin Clips:
1. 2. 3. 4.

Lilly Aldrin

Lilly Clips:
Best of Lilly.

Barney&Marshall; brotp

Barney&Marshall Clips:
1. 2. 3.

Barney&Robin

Barney&Robin clips:
1. 2.

..see a pattern?

Barney&Lilly

Barney& Lilly clip.

Robin&Lilly

{fives scenes that will never get old}

1.Slapsgiving {watch}

Barney: How does it feel, Marshall? To sit there impotently, your large, flaccid hand just dangling in the wind?
Computer: The slap will occur in 10-
Barney: Ooh, classy touch, bro. TOO BAD!
Lily: Barney, put it away!
Barney: I will. In five, four-
Lily: You can slap him.
Barney: What??
Computer: Two, one.
[Marshall slaps Barney]
Marshall: That's 3! thanks baby, you're the best! and as a special added bonus I've composed a song just for this occasion!

this counts for the whole slap bet arc really, because that was the most brilliant storyline ever made y/y?

2.Let's go to the mall {watch}

Barney: Ah, I slap-bet Marshall that you did porn, so, I win.
Robin: Porn?? I wish it was porn; it would be less embarrassing.

3.Spoiler Alert {watch}

Ted: you guys want a drink?
Robin: I'll just have a water.
Ted: umm, technically water is a drink.
Robin: Really, professor? you drink it? is that how water works? because I was just gonna smear it on my skin and hope I absorb it.
Barney: or you could, you know..pour it over your shirt.
Ted: what's up with you?
Robin: you're always correcting people!
Barney and Marshall: you totally do that! you're absolutely right!
Robin: Right?! I never notice it before but now it's literally driving me crazy.
Ted: Figuratively! okay, maybe so but it's no worse than you using the word literally in every other sentence!
Barney: don't they teach vocabu;ary in canada?
Marshall: they literally don't. HA they literally dont!
Robin: shut up, Marshal! that's nothing compared to your thing of singing what you do all the time!

4.Moist {watch}

Barney: Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist.
Ted VO: That was the first 40 minutes of Barney's show. Then we endured twenty minutes of this:
(Barney spraying Lily with water)
Barney: I have to go refill, I will be back in a moment, plays not over!
Marshall: I never get picked for audience participation.
Ted VO: And then it just got weird.
Barney: *bzzz bzzz bzzz* feelings inside, ohhh no! beep beep beep beep bzzzz.

5.Swarley {watch}

Robin: What's up, Swarles?
Barney: No, okay? No! No more! I will not let this become a thing! It's OVER! No more "Swarley" No "Swarles" No more "Swar-LAY"
No more "Swar--wait for it--LEE" No more "Bob Swarleyman" No more, No! It's over! Do you understand?
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Barney: You know, I was thinking about this whole new name thing last night, you know what I realized? I like it!
Robin: You like being called Swarley?
Barney: You kidding? I love being called that!
Ted: You really think this is gonna work?
Barney: Do I think what's gonna work? I'm just saying, I love my new name. So please, only call me that from now on.
Ted: Call you what?
Barney: You know, that new name..th..that you've been calling me..
Ted: Say it.
Barney: Why? You guys know what it is.
Ted: Say the name..
Barney: NOO! I don't want to! I hate it! It's not funny! It's never been funny, I've never done anything--Gaaaaah!

honorable mention: I'm a dirty, dirty girl.

After Barney dares her..
Robin: [on camera, at the end of her news report] I'm a dirty, dirty girl. [smacks butt] Ow.

too bad I couldn't find a clip of this, my sister doesn't find this as hilarious as I do but come on! PRICELESS.

JOIN SLUT UP! the Barney community alya and I started. and maybe pimp?